Not THAT Desperate

Transcript:
"dang, I haven't eaten yet today...guess I'll go get a snack."
"Heeyyyy, look, guests!  You're gonna have to walk past them to get to the kitchen!"
"I guess I'm not hungry after all."

Good Luck Forgetting

 

Transcript:
"Dang it was good to talk with her again!  I managed to ignore you the whole time, Fred.  I said a lot of stuff."  "Yeah like [something mildly embarrassing that is going to now get blown way out of proportion]."