Transcript:
"I just hope that today, of all days, the cashier doesn't try to start a conversation."
"Oh, relax! What could they have to comment about? You're only buying like ten bags of candy! (For your own selfish consumption.)"
"Oh wow, that's a lot of candy! Are you having a party?"
"Psst! Um...Fred? What now?"
"You know, laughter is always socially acceptable!"
"AHAHahahAhahaHAHAha hahahaHAhaHahaha heheHAHAHA"
