Not THAT Desperate

Transcript:
"dang, I haven't eaten yet today...guess I'll go get a snack."
"Heeyyyy, look, guests!  You're gonna have to walk past them to get to the kitchen!"
"I guess I'm not hungry after all."

Good Luck Forgetting

 

Transcript:
"Dang it was good to talk with her again!  I managed to ignore you the whole time, Fred.  I said a lot of stuff."  "Yeah like [something mildly embarrassing that is going to now get blown way out of proportion]."

If I only had the nerve...

Transcription:
"Hey look, aren't those the kids you want so badly to be friends with?  You should go talk with them!"
"Not so loud Fred...they might hear you and come over here..."

Nice Try

 

 

Transcript:
"Standing room only, yes!!!"
"I love this so much!  Maybe somebody'll even come rub shoulders with us!"

Someone might have warned me first??

Transcript:
"Hey look, people you don't know are coming over for dinner and no one told you!"
"AAAAAA..."